Courtesy of the Derrida-Welhausen Mining and Wellness Mad Co.
Eying Asian carp in the delta, the Derrida-Welhausen Wellness Co. opens up rational dialogue in release of its new slogan,
Kill
it immediately': Invasive Yahoo fish can breathe air, survive on land found in
Georgia
Blow up the mountains
Blow up the Gulf:
Great Lakes
We Are the force of Carp
symmetrical destruct auger,
a return to classicism!
The Great Lakes balances the Gulf!
We Welhausen and Tobacco Miners will clean up the Florida Beach! Our reciprocating Polycarp Polyphemus, that one-eyed giant with a blinding net stands atop Michigan to stop the fish. Derrida-Welhausen companies will build an organic wall! We put the L in Welhausen! Asian Carp will be decreed. New Bestiary! Become a species self. Do you wannna be a snail all your life, a pit pony, hybrid corn? Everybody's gonna be rich. Everybody's gonna be happy.
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